current  

Love Island drama

(and pretending I wouldn’t thrive in that villa)

Real Housewives of Miami,

these women deserve an EGOT

Red almond-shaped nails

If you cant drive a Red Ferrari might as well wear it ,

Co–Star app

the only thing I’ll let gaslight me

Flooding my group chat with TikToks

like it’s a full-time job

Sparring with teens in comment sections

over reality shows I absolutely shouldn’t care about

Lemon drop martinis

minus the sugar rim because

too much sugar is bad for you.